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posted 2 hours ago with 321 notes
via: nearlyheadlessfinnick · source: muggleland

darthhaven:

primaniallerina:

wackcalzone:

my type

  • that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church

image

He is adorable.

(Source: 2cornchipsandapieceofham)

posted 2 hours ago with 105,175 notes
via: gutm · source: 2cornchipsandapieceofham
casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

posted 2 hours ago with 78,619 notes
via: gutm · source: casualcynic
florels:

ilymorgannn:

slutstatus:

essentric:

w-a-v-e:

I can’t believe this nearly has 200,000 notes, I remember when I posted this. It just comes to show how many people agree…

^almost 300,000 omg

i’ve reblogged this at least 10 times

fuck yes

a to the men

florels:

ilymorgannn:

slutstatus:

essentric:

w-a-v-e:

I can’t believe this nearly has 200,000 notes, I remember when I posted this. It just comes to show how many people agree…

^almost 300,000 omg

i’ve reblogged this at least 10 times

fuck yes

a to the men

(Source: breathing-drugss)

posted 2 hours ago with 411,541 notes
via: gutm · source: w-a-v-e

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

posted 2 hours ago with 68,199 notes
via: underwitch · source: himchanspenus

nipschapel:

Reblog if you want someone to describe you with song lyrics

posted 12 hours ago with 12,658 notes
via: kris-motionless · source: harruld

New sidebar gif!

posted 13 hours ago with 0 notes

reblog if you want anonymous opinions of you

(Source: deathology)

posted 13 hours ago with 166,922 notes
via: the-decorated-unicorn · source: deathology

losingsleepoveryou:

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

i

posted 13 hours ago with 67,508 notes
via: losingsleepoveryou · source: akanedee
why are you such a little cutie? c:
asked by Anonymous

You’re a cutie, Anon. You are!

posted 13 hours ago with 0 notes